Gandalf enjoying a well earned smoke break with his Shire pipe. Even wizards need a good hand pipe.

Hand pipes are often a gateway into the world of glass. Even better is their versatility and craftsmanship, where function meets art. Just like with bongs, there's a certain flair that comes with grinding, packing, and smoking from your first hand pipe. While artistry is an important element, so is practicality. So we're going to talk about both: the pretty stuff and the practical stuff.

First, you'll need to know what to look for when buying your first hand pipe, considering factors like size, ease of cleaning, and quality.

Once you've chosen a piece of glass, we can talk about packing and smoking it. The mechanics are all pretty similar, but they come with slight nuances.

Finding the right hand pipe starts with knowing your aesthetic, your preferred way to smoke, and choosing something that fits your lifestyle.

Finding The Right Hand Pipe

Size

Size is an important element in finding the perfect hand pipe. Like we’ve mentioned in our Complete Guide to Bongs, there are a plethora of different pipes to choose from, including the Sherlock hand pipe, Shire hand pipe, hammer hand pipe, steamroller hand pipe, traditional spoon pipe, novelty pipe, one-hitters, bubblers, helix hand pipes, glass blunts, and glycerin pipes.

Whimsical Pipes

If you're the type of person who values form over function, then a Sherlock pipe, a Shire pipe, or a novelty pipe is probably your best bet. Although the actual terminology is churchwarden pipes, we are going to reference them as Sherlock or Shire Pipes.

Sherlock pipes, named after the famous detective, feature a deep, forward-slanting bowl, and the Shire pipe shares that same basic silhouette. The real difference lies in the stem: Sherlocks have shorter, curved stems, while Shires boast elongated stems straight out of the Lord of the Rings films. Both styles carry a capricious, old-world spirit that fits right in at a Renaissance faire or any themed event. They tend to be on the larger side for hand pipes, but they're still portable enough, though a lengthy Shire stem might test your patience during transport.

If that sounds like too much commitment and you want something a bit more traditional without the long stem and heavy bowl, a novelty pipe is the way to go. These range from small to large and come loaded with personality, often shaped like animals, food, or random objects you wouldn't expect to smoke out of. Most are hand-blown and can run a little pricey, but you'll definitely stand out in a crowd. Cleaning is generally easy across all three types, though novelty pipes have a tendency to trap ash in hard to reach places, so keep that in mind before you buy.

Strong and Slim Pipes

If you’ve already been in the smoking game for a while and are looking to expand your collection, try looking at some strong and slimmer pipes like one-hitters, steamrollers, and glass blunts. These are often constructed in a tube shape and are known for being very potent and quick to hit.

These are probably some of the most portable pipes on the market, and they’re usually pretty affordable and very easy to clean since they’re just a tube.

One-hitters are straight tube-like devices that are good for smaller hits. This device is prime if you’re traveling or on the go and want a quick fix without committing to a larger pipe. It’s not great for smoke circles, but it’s great for quick hits.

Steamrollers are usually a larger adaptation of a tube smoking device, but in this case, there’s a bowl attached. These produce extremely strong hits because of their horizontal body shape. This elicits a strong, direct-to-lung hit that will get you feeling some type of way. It’s strong and unyielding, so if you’re into heavy hitters, this is the move.

Glass blunts are exactly what they sound like, and they offer the same blunt experience as traditional blunts, just with glass instead of paper. You can actually pack quite a bit of herb into them and smoke it as regular.

All of these are good for on-the-go sessions because they’re constructed of a slim tube. All in all, they offer a very portable experience if you’re not in the market for a dry herb vaporizer and want something on the cheaper side of the market.

Cooling Pipes

If you have throat sensitivity, then glycerin pipes, bubblers, and helix hand pipes are good options for you. Each of these has special properties that create a cooling effect, so hits from these pipes aren’t as rough.

When it comes to glycerin pipes, these can be put in the freezer and later smoked out for an icy session. These pipes can be messy and sometimes leak, so just beware, but they may be a good alternative if you can’t handle the heat. These are usually a normal size and are priced mid-range for pipes.

Bubblers, on the other hand, are an adaptation of a bong and a pipe mixed together. They’re tiny like a traditional pipe but have a water chamber like a traditional bong. The water chamber provides a smoother and cooler hit for people when they’re smoking from it. What’s great about a bubbler is that it’s pretty portable without sacrificing the water chamber accessory. They can be on the more expensive side but are great for those who like water filtration and cooling.

A helix pipe is completely different from the former, because its cooling feature has to do with the actual construction of the pipe. Helix pipes have a venturi chamber design, which means the smoke spins before reaching the mouthpiece, making for a cooler smoking experience with great visual appeal. These aren’t as common as some of the other pipes on the market, but they’re a great secret gem for those who want portability, cooling hits, and something on the more affordable side.

Which brings us to our last type of pipe, the traditional and “normal” looking pipes.

Traditional Pipes

Hammer and spoon pipes are what we would categorize as run-of-the-mill pipes. Spoon pipes are probably what you see most often and are great for everyday situations. If you just want a standard pipe that will get the job done without any frills or crazy attachments, a spoon pipe is the way to go.

This is probably the most popular pipe category on the market for new and seasoned smokers because it’s super reliable. Hammer pipes encapsulate the same idea as spoon pipes, just in a hammer shape. The hammer pipe usually sits flush on the table, which makes it good for people who are clumsy with glass.

This is a good option if you want a variety of either big or small pipes. They also make hammer bubbler pipes if you want that cooling sensation with the sturdy base of a traditional hammer pipe. I’d say both spoon and hammer pipes are affordable, and you can choose from a wide variety of sizes, which makes them some of the most versatile pipes on the market.

Grinding, Packing, and Smoking

You’ve finally found the right hand pipe that works for you and your lifestyle, now it’s a matter of learning how to smoke from it. What you’ll need is some flower, a grinder, and of course your pipe. (Not sure which grinder is right for you? You can read more about that here.)

Get some flower and put it in the pronged section of your grinder. Twist the grinder chambers back and forth until the flower has been ground up into fine particles. From there, put these particles into the bowl of your pipe. 

If you’re smoking from a one-hitter or glass blunt, there won’t be a bowl. If that’s the case, put your ground flower into the end of the pipe and pack it as much as possible without restricting airflow, the same can be said for glass blunts. 

But for any other pipe type, load the flower into the bowl and light the flower with a lighter. From there, put your lips on the mouthpiece and inhale. If you’ve got a water chamber, make sure there’s water in it before you start smoking, but for the rest, just smoke it as normal.

The feeling that the flower elicits should hit you within 1 to 10 minutes of smoking; sometimes it’s slightly delayed. With that being said, make sure to have plenty of water nearby to drink while you smoke. And after you smoke through your first bowl, give yourself a couple of minutes before you grind and pack another one because you may be more elevated than you think you are.

Aftercare

Cleaning a hand pipe is pretty standard across the board. You can use products like Randy's Black Label Cleaner, Randy's Soft Pipe Cleaner Bundle, and Formula 420 Soft Cleaners for getting into those hard-to-reach areas. If you don’t have the budget for cleaning supplies, you can always use epsom salt and isopropyl alcohol to rub out any leftover residue on your hand pipe.

If you use your hand pipe every day, you should be doing a deep clean about once a week. But if you’re more of an occasional smoker, you can get away with cleaning it every two weeks.

Cleaning your equipment regularly ensures a longer life of the product and is better for your overall well-being, since you’re smoking out of the device.

Puff, Puff, Ponder

At the end of the day, pick a pipe that works for you, because it's your money, your smoking experience, and your upkeep.

Finding the right hand pipe can feel a little intimidating, especially with so many options out there. But honestly, it really isn't that hard. If stoners can figure it out every single day, then you can definitely handle it.

My advice is start with something affordable or borrow a friend's pipe to get a feel for what you like and what drives you crazy. Break it in, and learn your preferences along the way.

So go ahead and get a little lost in a glass shop for an hour. Trust me, you'll know your pipe when you see it.